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The Jerogan Experience I got a good story for you.

So I was at Notre Dame, or Notre Dame Navy this last week in Dublin.

And anyway the first night we're down there we did a show Thursday then we're down there might I brought my father which was very funny to see all right so this guy comes down Phil's down there we go to this bar with Brady Quinn he's a 1 of the Notre Dame all-time legends JMO knows him.

I know him Hey, Moe, no, baby, please Dublin, Ohio boy.

We're drinking after the show this fucking Irish kid shows up He is Conor McGregor.

Skin tight pants, fucking buttoned down, no offense to him, coked out of his mind.

You've never seen someone this high in your life.

So he swipes, we're sitting there drinking, he swipes all the beers off the corner of the bar reaches over break when shoulder And is to me.

He's like big fucking fan man, and I was like oh, thanks, man And break when just gave 1 of these like fucking who the fuck's this guy cool.

This guy's crazy Yeah, and when he did that he bumped him a little

guy immediately was like you know He started fucking doing his whole UFC thing.

We have to break up this fight for 20 fucking minutes.

I turn around, my father is back there going...

he's like, Phil, what the fuck are you gonna do?

If Phil would have died defending Brady Quinn in Dublin...

He's like, yeah, let's do a fucking Jaeger bomb.

Let's have a fucking, let's take it easy man.

I was like, alright I'll do it Jaeger bomb.

This guy's on a coke rant for like 15 minutes of just straight like He's the man so he's a handsome dude this guy's full UFC.

He's genuinely an MMA guy who trains with McGregor yeah oh really allegedly he was on cocaine he might have been fabricating sure it's Patty Pimbley but you know how these guys go he just shadow boxes the whole time you're talking to him he's like yeah fucking body shot body shot liver liver bang straight to your fucking face.

You can't You can't move you can't like flinch to the body cuz then you'll literally get punched in the fuck yeah Yeah, and then we're like oh, we're gonna get killed and he's like ah you're a fucking Nate Diaz guy aren't you?" oh.

And I was like, no way that's what this is about.

This guy's gonna beat my ass in Dublin for being a Nate Diaz guy.

Anyway, the whole night, the guy leaves, everything's okay.

The next night, get done with the shows, Brady's in the green room, We're all hanging out, we're having a good time.

That fucking Irish guy just walks straight into the green room.

Brady Quinn looks at me like, what the fuck?

I was like, dude, I did not invite this fucking guy.

He walks in, he's like, ah, yeah, I'm fucking crazy.

The whole time he's just, he's still shadowboxing, still bothering everybody, in a good way, though.

We start walking, We start going to a bar.

He's like I would go to this fucking bar I'm like dude all the bars in Dublin close at midnight.

Yeah, he's like nah Every bar we go to is closed New York rules, he's like you know we don't have in Dublin fucking pronouns that walk by us are gay interracial couples holding hands.

This guy, by the whole time, all he's been doing is trying to fight everybody Oh, we get to a bar.

We start to get to this bar and he kind is like, let's go to that bar You're a fucking legend at that bar.

I'm like, let's go that we're going to this 1 so we go into the bar as soon as we start walking in a bouncer Just a bald fat bouncer walks out and is like you This whole time he's been like, ah, fucking knock out anybody.

The second we get to this bar, 5 bouncers swarm into Storm whale.

Now, this is how cool this fucking guy was.

He gets his ass beat, he's bloody, he's split open.

He gets out of all 5 of them, runs down the alley, and then turns and looks at all of them and goes...

Jesus, he probably does that every weekend.

Anyway, that was the best guy I've ever met in my life.

The Irish crowd is like, they're dickheads.

I had my beer on a fucking speaker and it fell off and they go nuts.

All you have to do is hit a fucking up the rah.

Anytime they're giving you an applause break, go up the rah.

You're getting political in another country?


Speaker 0: The Jerogan Experience I got a good story for you.

Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a story.

Speaker 0: It's very funny. So I was at Notre Dame, or Notre Dame Navy this last week in Dublin. You a hunchback? Yeah. I am a fucking hunchback.

That's why it worked. You just

Speaker 1: got back

Speaker 0: from England? From Ireland? Yeah. And anyway the first night we're down there we did a show Thursday then we're down there might I brought my father which was very funny to see all right so this guy comes down Phil's down there we go to this bar with Brady Quinn he's a 1 of the Notre Dame all-time legends JMO knows him. I know him Hey, Moe, no, baby, please Dublin, Ohio boy.

Yeah, let's go. Hell. Yeah, but fuck guy We're at this bar. We're drinking after the show this fucking Irish kid shows up He is Conor McGregor. Skin tight pants, fucking buttoned down, no offense to him, coked out of his mind.

You've never seen someone this high in your life. So he swipes, we're sitting there drinking, he swipes all the beers off the corner of the bar reaches over break when shoulder And is to me. He's like big fucking fan man, and I was like oh, thanks, man And break when just gave 1 of these like fucking who the fuck's this guy cool. This guy's crazy Yeah, and when he did that he bumped him a little

Speaker 1: and the

Speaker 0: guy immediately was like you know He started fucking doing his whole UFC thing. So he's spazzing. We all have to break it up. We have to break up this fight for 20 fucking minutes. Jesus.

I turn around, my father is back there going... He's ready to

Speaker 1: go. I turn around,

Speaker 0: he's like, Phil, what the fuck are you gonna do? Alright, Phil! Phil tried to fight him,

Speaker 1: too. Hell yeah!

Speaker 0: Jesus, Phil! If Phil would have died defending Brady Quinn in Dublin... Oh, I'd be a hero. Vikings death. That is how my dad should go.

Totally. I mean that's legend.

Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah,

Speaker 0: we break this fight up. The guy's a fan. He's like, yeah, let's do a fucking Jaeger bomb. Let's have a fucking, let's take it easy man. I was like, alright I'll do it Jaeger bomb.

We get shit-faced. This guy's on a coke rant for like 15 minutes of just straight like He's the man so he's a handsome dude this guy's full UFC. He's genuinely an MMA guy who trains with McGregor yeah oh really allegedly he was on cocaine he might have been fabricating sure it's Patty Pimbley but you know how these guys go he just shadow boxes the whole time you're talking to him he's like yeah fucking body shot body shot liver liver bang straight to your fucking face. This guy sounds like a nightmare. Jesus Christ.

Hell. You can't You can't move you can't like flinch to the body cuz then you'll literally get punched in the fuck yeah Yeah, and then we're like oh, we're gonna get killed and he's like ah you're a fucking Nate Diaz guy aren't you?" oh. And I was like, no way that's what this is about. This guy's gonna beat my ass in Dublin for being a Nate Diaz guy. Right.

Anyway, the whole night, the guy leaves, everything's okay. The next night, get done with the shows, Brady's in the green room, We're all hanging out, we're having a good time. That fucking Irish guy just walks straight into the green room. What? Of the theater?

Yeah.

Speaker 1: What? And

Speaker 0: Brady Quinn looks at me like, what the fuck? Why would you invite this guy? I was like, dude, I did not invite this fucking guy. He walks in, he's like, ah, yeah, I'm fucking crazy. I was like, dude, this is...

The whole time he's just, he's still shadowboxing, still bothering everybody, in a good way, though. At this point, it's fun. He's bothering everybody. We start walking, We start going to a bar. He's like I would go to this fucking bar I'm like dude all the bars in Dublin close at midnight.

Yeah, he's like nah Every bar we go to is closed New York rules, he's like you know we don't have in Dublin fucking pronouns that walk by us are gay interracial couples holding hands. I was like, Dublin's gay. We finally get to a bar. This guy, by the whole time, all he's been doing is trying to fight everybody Oh, we get to a bar. We start to get to this bar and he kind is like, let's go to that bar You're a fucking legend at that bar.

Let's go to that 1. Not this 1. I'm like, let's go that we're going to this 1 so we go into the bar as soon as we start walking in a bouncer Just a bald fat bouncer walks out and is like you This whole time he's been like, ah, fucking knock out anybody.

Speaker 1: No problem. Why did he throw it? Just a

Speaker 0: regular, he must have had a problem.

Speaker 1: He knew him. He knew him. The whole time he

Speaker 0: was like, let's

Speaker 1: go to another bar.

Speaker 0: Oh my god. The second we get to this bar, 5 bouncers swarm into Storm whale.

Speaker 1: That's the

Speaker 0: 1 he didn't want you to go to. He's like, no, no, we're good here. Now, this is how cool this fucking guy was. He gets his ass beat, he's bloody, he's split open. He gets out of all 5 of them, runs down the alley, and then turns and looks at all of them and goes...

He squares up and runs off again. It was like, damn, that guy ruled. Jesus, he probably does that every weekend.

Speaker 1: That's a hell of a drug.

Speaker 0: Anyway, that was the best guy I've ever met in my life.

Speaker 1: That was in Dublin.

Speaker 0: That's hilarious. It was in Dublin. He's like, fucking run Dublin, man. We fucking

Speaker 1: have some fucking gigs. You do Vicar Street? Yeah, it was

Speaker 0: Vicar Street.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 0: Vicar Street fucking rules. Great venue. The Irish crowd is like, they're dickheads. They yell out the whole time. They're funny.

They're fucking funny. They're funny people. The whole country's funny. I had my beer on a fucking speaker and it fell off and they go nuts. I was like, oh,

Speaker 1: 0, applause for Al!

Speaker 0: All you have to do is hit a fucking up the rah. Anytime they're giving you an applause break, go up the rah. What's that mean? Up the IRA.

Speaker 1: Oh, wow.

Speaker 0: You're getting political in another country? Up the road, Dublin's fun.

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