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Speaker 1

00:00

The Jerogan Experience.

Speaker 2

00:02

Hi Meow Meow. Hi Ruff Ruff. I'm so excited to be here with you today.

Speaker 2

00:09

Yeah. This is our first podcast coming out as our true selves.

Speaker 1

00:13

We're furries!

Speaker 2

00:14

Yeah, we've been holding it in forever.

Speaker 1

00:16

This is my true identity. And you know what? It just eats me alive to not tell how we met at a furry con.

Speaker 1

00:24

Ha

Speaker 2

00:25

ha ha. Well, we didn't know that we met there. Remember?

Speaker 1

00:31

Well, yeah, I didn't know who you were for a long time.

Speaker 2

00:33

Yeah, we didn't know. I'm like, oh

Speaker 1

00:34

my god, you're Meow Meow? Dude, it blew my mind. I mean, to me, that is proof we're in a simulation.

Speaker 2

00:42

Mmm.

Speaker 1

00:42

Because what are the odds? They're not good. What are the odds, man?

Speaker 2

00:47

The odds are also not good that I'm gonna keep this fucking helmet on. Oh my god, I'm sweating.

Speaker 1

00:51

This is like, not good for me. I'm not keeping this on, dude.

Speaker 2

00:55

I can barely breathe!

Speaker 1

00:56

How do they do it?

Speaker 2

00:57

I don't know. They fuck with these things on.

Speaker 1

01:00

How do you fuck with this on? They're heroes.

Speaker 2

01:03

Those people are heroes.

Speaker 1

01:05

Total respect for furries now.

Speaker 2

01:06

Respect for the furry community.

Speaker 1

01:08

Look, I got the feet

Speaker 2

01:09

on and everything.

Speaker 1

01:10

It's like Bikram fucking.

Speaker 2

01:13

Yeah. It's very hot in here. If you can fuck with this on, you're an American hero.

Speaker 1

01:18

Yeah.

Speaker 2

01:18

That's how I feel.

Speaker 1

01:20

David Coggins needs to put on 1 of these things and fuck for an hour.

Speaker 2

01:25

He should. Yeah, you think you're so cool running for a thousand miles? How about fuck for 4 and a half minutes

Speaker 1

01:31

with this on? I can't fuck for 4 and

Speaker 2

01:31

a half minutes with this on.

Speaker 1

01:33

I can't fuck for 4 and a

Speaker 3

01:34

half minutes without it on.

Speaker 1

01:36

This is like sprinting uphill. This is really brutal and just thinking about padding around a Ramada in 1 of these things. But I get it.

Speaker 1

01:48

Orlando outside in the summer.

Speaker 2

01:50

I get it when I put it on. I get it. I know why they do it.

Speaker 2

01:54

I don't know why all of them do it.

Speaker 3

01:56

Wait, why do you think they

Speaker 1

01:58

do it?

Speaker 2

01:58

I think they do it because it offers you an anonymity that is impossible any other way.

Speaker 3

02:04

Right.

Speaker 2

02:05

And it turns you into a... Your image, the visual that people get of you, is this adorable, cute mascot. Right.

Speaker 2

02:14

Everybody loves a mascot. The mascot is literally there to pump everybody up and yay! And they don't talk and everybody loves them.

Speaker 1

02:21

Yeah, right. And the

Speaker 2

02:22

people at Disneyland, same thing.

Speaker 1

02:23

Wait, they don't talk? No!

Speaker 2

02:26

They don't talk. Like, if you meet Goofy, Goofy doesn't say jack shit to you. We went to Goofy's Kitchen.

Speaker 2

02:33

Goofy doesn't talk.

Speaker 1

02:35

Yeah, it's like... I can't. I can't do it.

Speaker 1

02:38

Oh, my God. It's

Speaker 2

02:40

so hard to breathe. It's so hard to breathe in these

Speaker 1

02:44

socks. Horrible.

Speaker 2

02:44

How about those fucking people that work at Disneyland? They wear these things and they walk around in the heat in the summer? Respect to them.

Speaker 1

02:52

Dude, those Disneyland, like the people who do this at Disneyland, they party.

Speaker 3

02:58

I heard it's like insane when they get off work. Like they fucking party.

Speaker 1

03:02

First of

Speaker 2

03:02

all, it's not even their fault. Their brains have been cooked all day. Do you know what kind of effect that must have?

Speaker 1

03:06

Oh my God.

Speaker 2

03:07

On their cognitive function?

Speaker 1

03:08

Dude, like while we're bitching because they made us wear masks on planes, they're coming around in a hot box.

Speaker 2

03:14

I bet they made them Wear a mask under their stupid mask guarantee

Speaker 1

03:18

it Guarantee it

Speaker 2

03:22

Dorks

Speaker 1

03:23

you had a mask up

Speaker 3

03:24

in your in your goofy outfit

Speaker 1

03:30

Dude these are incredible and it's kind of sad that

Speaker 2

03:33

we can't we're pussies of all the

Speaker 3

03:37

Of all the costumes we've worn. Yeah this I think this is the least time we've spent Yeah, even the hoods,

Speaker 2

03:45

But I was like almost like hyperventilating in there.

Speaker 3

03:47

Dude, I was panicking.

Speaker 1

03:54

You can see this awful wall. It's terrible.

Speaker 2

03:59

But I Don't you get it though? If you were like a very tortured, socially awkward person, your life has just been a mess, but you are for whatever reason attracted sexually to the idea of it, or maybe not even sexually, maybe just attracted to the idea of it, but then you do it and you just you get to be not just innocuous Not just like someone that doesn't get like someone that gets picked on not just not that but instead attractive You're this adorable thing. You're adorable like hey And people want they come to the different energy,

Speaker 3

04:33

dude I've seen some really hot furry porn like I've seen some incredible furry boy What's

Speaker 2

04:38

the worst furry point if you ever seen something like god you guys aren't even trying

Speaker 1

04:41

I? Know those are still shots usually like weird Polaroids and stuff of like like so you know and generally those are like solo furries who are banging a stuffed animal like

Speaker 2

04:58

They do like put a flashlight in a stuffed animal

Speaker 1

05:01

no they don't they're not that advanced

Speaker 3

05:02

they just rip a hole and Things but and just like leave their crusted jizz on it as some mark of achievement or something. Really bad.

Speaker 1

05:12

Oh, dude. Really bad.

Speaker 2

05:14

Human beings are so weird in so many ways.

Speaker 1

05:18

Yes.

Speaker 2

05:19

In so many ways. But it's so funny, it's like media, like Norman Rockwell paintings, there's this image of us that We are when we're at our best the family dinner table in a 1980s movie. Yeah.

Speaker 2

05:35

Yeah, that's us We're at our best. Everyone's getting along how school going junior. Yeah, junior's doing great But the reality is like there's no license to get a person You don't have a license to become pregnant. You don't have to go through any qualification process.

Speaker 2

05:51

It's literally the most important thing for the future of the human race. That people who have children and raise those children are capable of doing it. You're capable of raising a well-adjusted person. Like any person growing up as a human being today, baby to grown-up, like you're born today and you got to become a grown-up in this fucking wacky world yeah good luck being normal

Speaker 1

06:24

oh my god