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Speaker 1

00:00

The Jorogun experience.

Speaker 2

00:02

So he's showing it to them, scroll down, so there he shows it to them.

Speaker 1

00:07

Who are you? Fire.

Speaker 2

00:09

That's his hog.

Speaker 1

00:10

Look at her.

Speaker 2

00:10

So now you no longer have to compare it to these objects. He just showed him his cock.

Speaker 3

00:15

I think he's saying it's about as big as that thing.

Speaker 2

00:17

Yeah, that makes sense. 13 and a half inches.

Speaker 1

00:20

But who wants that? I just feel like if you had that much, I would just hate it. And say if you're walking to the restroom or something, if you have a cat, that cat's going to attack that bitch every time.

Speaker 2

00:29

Probably if you're naked.

Speaker 1

00:30

Not a chance.

Speaker 2

00:33

It's a dangling little cat toy.

Speaker 1

00:36

Oh, dude. You have to basically hold your dick up like this when you walk over to the back you

Speaker 2

00:41

can't walk around in it

Speaker 3

00:42

Oh, that's like guys with inflated balls 132 pounds scrotum

Speaker 2

00:46

yeah, that's just a disease though right

Speaker 3

00:48

yeah, but same problem He's explaining, but

Speaker 2

00:51

it's a much worse problem cuz like it's a cancerous.

Speaker 1

00:53

What is that? It's like my 300 pound inmate or whatever.

Speaker 2

00:56

What makes their balls grow up that big? What do they do about those, by the way? Because more than 1 dude has had his balls.

Speaker 3

01:04

Yeah, it's called scrotal lymphedema.

Speaker 1

01:07

Edema. I

Speaker 3

01:07

don't think I want to look up pictures

Speaker 2

01:09

of this. Yeah, you do. You definitely do, but let's get some smelling salts in the system first.

Speaker 1

01:13

Oh, you want to?

Speaker 2

01:13

Yeah. We're going to look up giant scrotums getting operated

Speaker 1

01:16

on. Let's fire up.

Speaker 2

01:18

Oh, Jesus. Let's fire up. Let's fire up.

Speaker 2

01:20

Let's go. All right. You first.

Speaker 1

01:23

Oh, man. I've been waiting for this.

Speaker 2

01:25

Woo! He requested this, ladies and gentlemen. Here

Speaker 1

01:27

comes Santa Claus.

Speaker 2

01:28

Right down Santa Claus Lane. Take a sniff. Ready?

Speaker 2

01:31

Hit it.

Speaker 1

01:33

Those are dead.

Speaker 2

01:34

Is it dead?

Speaker 3

01:35

You got it way too deep.

Speaker 2

01:36

I think.

Speaker 3

01:36

That could be the older 1 and this could be the newer 1, but even still, it's only supposed to last for like a week

Speaker 2

01:41

or 2 after you open it. This is not good. This 1 don't work.

Speaker 2

01:45

Time to order some. We should always have some on hand. Oh, got him!

Speaker 1

01:48

Got him!

Speaker 2

01:49

Got him!

Speaker 3

01:49

Thought it was gonna be dead and it wasn't.

Speaker 2

01:51

That must be our most recent 1. So let's chuck this 1.

Speaker 1

01:54

Okay.

Speaker 2

01:56

And, let's order some... We'll order like 5 more.

Speaker 3

02:00

I mean, I had 3 I think we've used Here we go

Speaker 2

02:07

Okay here we go boy

Speaker 1

02:13

Fuck yeah boy, It's not fresh, but it's good enough. But it's strong, yeah. That's good.

Speaker 1

02:20

Let me get 1 more. That's good. This is my high, man.

Speaker 2

02:23

That works.

Speaker 3

02:24

Woo! This guy did it to his eyes.

Speaker 2

02:26

Why'd he do it to his eyes? He's trying to, Did he get rocked?

Speaker 3

02:31

No, he's trying to wake up to go play probably. He might have gotten rocked, I don't know.

Speaker 2

02:34

I'm going to bring those to the comedy club. Yeah. I'm going to take a blast before I go on stage.

Speaker 2

02:39

Whoa.

Speaker 1

02:40

Is that Tkachuk? Oh, I'm going to

Speaker 2

02:44

take a blast right before I go on stage dude

Speaker 1

02:47

you know where I got to oh

Speaker 2

02:51

Wow I'll wake you right

Speaker 1

02:52

the fuck up 1 thing that Yeah, I think there's something about that people have an extra wiener that makes

Speaker 2

03:02

Makes you angry like the world's not fair Well, it's a flat chested girls feel and other girls walk by with giant tits

Speaker 1

03:09

Yeah

Speaker 2

03:09

That's a big 1 right because if you're just born with giant tits you just hit the genetic lottery And every guy loves big tits they all love them. They have no use for them They just want to squeeze them just want to suck on them

Speaker 1

03:22

some of them are so big though Yeah, you can get too

Speaker 2

03:25

big just like a dick. You're just like

Speaker 1

03:27

God you

Speaker 2

03:27

could be like that Canadian teacher teaches which up That shit is where woke where woke hits its final destination Dude

Speaker 1

03:41

the bed the crazy part is that guy looks like Tim Dillon if you just put a regular picture of him Oh,

Speaker 2

03:45

yeah, because he's like not really trans. It's a scam. So let's see what the operation is on this this guy's saccharine What go to oh boy?

Speaker 2

03:54

That's the improvement look at the improvement the improvement is what's on the right?

Speaker 1

03:58

Oh, we had nut in his legs

Speaker 3

03:59

a blockage of lymph nodes obviously, but I

Speaker 1

04:02

guess your nut will back up into your legs damn

Speaker 2

04:06

So it goes to his legs. Oh, 0 Jesus Christ, and what do they do to drain it? Look at that 1.

Speaker 2

04:13

It's like Necrotic look at the far left look at that look at his butt look at his butt. Yeah, click on that It's like his skin is dying. Oh Jesus how long do you have to wait before you go see a doctor? I mean for real that seems like

Speaker 1

04:28

a little bit of putting off. Yeah, that guy's

Speaker 2

04:30

you know

Speaker 1

04:31

He's turning into a tortoise It looks like that guy's got that hang green on him. That's him.

Speaker 2

04:35

He got better. Some dudes just, oh, he did get better. Look at him.

Speaker 2

04:39

Congratulations, sir.

Speaker 1

04:40

But imagine just bringing a bag in and people are like, what's in the bag? You're like, my nuts are.

Speaker 2

04:44

But hold on. It looks like they Stuffed his nuts up into his stomach. Yeah look like in the left 1 He doesn't have a big belly in the right 1 Maybe as soon as he get out you just started eating like a

Speaker 1

04:54

pig so finally Well, I'm sure once you can go out you want to go enjoy yourself you want to go to

Speaker 2

05:00

I guess wouldn't you like concentrate on cleaning up your fucking health obviously got something real wrong So was it say here? It's how it started over the next 9 months every 6 days or so he would experience what he felt like a sensational Carpet burn in his groin then Severe cold and shaking followed by his scrotum growing Uncontrollably larger and larger got so bad 1 day that I stood in my living room and cried he said There was a fresh breakage of the skin and it stung to know it. Oh, man.

Speaker 2

05:29

He's getting fucking Stretch marks on a ball sack

Speaker 1

05:32

You ever had like where your toe, like where your toe connects to your foot and it kind of will crack right there?

Speaker 2

05:38

Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 1

05:39

Imagine like that happens on your nuts. That would hurt

Speaker 2

05:41

so bad. Yeah, because where your toe connects to your foot, kickboxing, I would always get those, always. That's the worst.

Speaker 2

05:48

Because you're pushing off with such extreme force with your toes Uh-huh and your skin gets dry and things get cracked, and I was always getting slices down there.

Speaker 1

05:58

Yeah, I hated I hate that

Speaker 2

05:59

it sucked cuz you're walking around your feet hurt Yeah,

Speaker 1

06:02

you kind of to walk like this you get used to it But in the beginning you kind of just walk like this

Speaker 2

06:07

Yeah Dicks

Speaker 1

06:14

Yeah, because Also people are starving in another country, and you got this big old dick all on you

Speaker 2

06:20

right and you're fat yeah That guy that actor he's eating well What is giant hog? Do you think like 13 and a half inches I would imagine girls like don't swipe Right on you swipe right good or which what is when you choose? Yes, it's waving right.

Speaker 1

06:34

I'm not on the app So

Speaker 2

06:35

it's white.

Speaker 1

06:35

It's right, right? Yeah, right,

Speaker 2

06:36

so I bet if you say by the way I have a 13 half-inch dick girls, but I want that yeah Who was

Speaker 1

06:42

that I think a lot of women would want to see it so much almost like come back to my place comes come back to my New house come see this

Speaker 2

06:52

giant dick.

Speaker 1

06:53

Oh, yeah, I like this like it like this Okay, like the animals in my

Speaker 2

06:56

Ferrari right

Speaker 1

06:57

like what was that Daniel? We're gonna make with the animals. Yeah you go on the other side of the tree, but I put your dick in like a little That is what you let a gerbil loose in there

Speaker 2

07:13

Jesus Christ

Speaker 1

07:14

Nothing happens, but she keeps thinking the wiener's gonna get the, little, get that gerbil, baby. He's on

Speaker 3

07:20

the wrong website making money. I just looked at him. He's got a cameo, but he's definitely been to OnlyFans, right?

Speaker 2

07:24

Maybe he doesn't want people to see his dick. What? He's still an actor.

Speaker 2

07:28

Okay. You know, maybe he's like, still trying to make it out in that world.