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Season 3: Promo: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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🇬🇧 English

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Speaker 1

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Brace yourselves, America, and get ready for the return of the most authoritative voice in all of

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Speaker 2

00:07

news. Hello.

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Speaker 1

00:10

It's the show everyone's talking about. The Wall Street Journal says it makes people dumb.

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Speaker 2

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Be honest. Do you really disagree with that?

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Speaker 1

00:18

Donald Trump calls it very boring.

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Speaker 2

00:20

I mean I want to push back on that but I have been bored by this show.

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Speaker 1

00:25

John Oliver has been called a comedian fool and more unpleasant than a diuretic and Cher says he has a wee rat face.

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Speaker 2

00:33

Cher said that? Cher said that?

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Speaker 1

00:36

Don't miss the long-awaited series return.

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Speaker 2

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The Cher. We're talking about the actual Cher, not... Well, no, there's only 1 Cher, right?

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Speaker 1

00:45

Last week tonight with John Oliver, back despite popular demand.

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Speaker 2

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Is it going faster? Watch our show, Sunday night. See, it's too quick.

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Speaker 3

00:52

Last week tonight with John Oliver, back despite popular demand. Is it going faster? Watch our show, Sunday night, see if it's

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Speaker 2

00:52

too quick. Last week tonight with John Oliver, Sunday, 11pm, HBO. You get that?

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Speaker 2

00:56

Shit.