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Speaker 1

00:03

This is nothing more than a kind of a tap dance, speaking of which, here. Yeah? Hey, do you want anything from the vending machine? ♪♪♪♪ -♪♪ ♪♪ You think I care about you?

Speaker 1

00:27

If it were up to me, I'd take a wad of gum, Stick it right on Andrew Jackson's smug f***ing face. Crumple you up, stuff you in a pair of old dockers, throw you in a washing machine on permanent press, then hand you off to a toddler with a pair of scissors and a marker and tell him to make confetti. Well, looks like I'm the 1. That's Tenny's mucho, Mucho Genero in my truckie trailer.